A New Year Brings New Swag

Here is the stuff I picked up at my law review orientation meeting. There was free food, too, but it was that old standby, pizza. I had hoped that our lofty position on the law review would merit caviar and bonbons. Not to worry, though. This meager pile of giveaways is nothing compared to the shower of goodies that will rain down in September when vendors are trying to impress the new students.